sorry that i havent been online as much recently they accidentally put me on display at macys and i was too shy to tell them i wasnt a mannequin
Fanfic writers really said "in any universe, in any scenario, despite any obstacle, these people would love each other" and I think that's very cool of us
Levels of Inception
i’m not getting enough fucking enrichment. in my enclosure
in my for gods sake HELP ME era
hook hand in unloveable car door
Charlie Cox as Tristan Thorn in STARDUST (2007)
went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse
shouldn’t have given him that cookie
I'm so glad I started saying "epic" again like I did in middle school. Sometimes things really are just epic idk what to tell u

i often see this picture spread around with it captioned to imply the blue bird is photobombing or otherwise not supposed to be there. these birds are actually all the same species! this is the superb fairywren. the brown birds are either females or juveniles, and the bright blue bird is a male. most likely, nobody really wanted or needed to know that, but it made me happy when i found out it was actually one big family photo!




















